To my Dear Friends of Facebook,

To My Dear Friends of Facebook,

In typical college student on break fashion, I spend a fair amount of time on Facebook. Facebook is wonderful world - it keeps me entertained for hours, it allows me to keep up with old friends, it insures I know everyone's business without having to talk to them - all in all, it's a dream come true for most of us. But, I would assume that you know this since we're "friends."

But, it's time to be completely honest about what is tainting this informative little virtual world...

I do not care about your favorite band.
I do not care that you want me to care.
I do not care that you think this band is the best band ever formed.
Actually, the fact that you've updated your Facebook page every hour to proclaim your undying dedication to said band and how I too should follow your passion just makes me hate your music.

I do not need to view 20 song lyrics from the same crappy band to know your mood.
I understand that you're social - but you needn't attend every event ever created. (We are all attending 11:11:11 on 11/11/11 whether or not we really want to - no need to rsvp)
Please understand, some things simply do not need to be documented in photograph form- 30 identical times.

We have an overposting and an oversharing problem. Please, share one of these fun facts. Please share two. But, people - people please - this is TMI (Too much info, for you new kids out there), and it's beginning to drive me crazy.

Let's stop this info-overload. Thank you.